Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old. Well you'll love this one. My name is Alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dds diploma,which bore his full name.
Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
'Yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.
'When did you graduate?' i asked. He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'
'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, grayhaired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked, 'what did you teach ??Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.this balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school.
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