Monday, August 2, 2010

PLASTIC GORENG WILL MAKE YOU SICK

PLASTIC GORENG WILL MAKE YOU SICK

This is a true story (from my friend).

Mum said my uncle saw it in Tunjang (Kedah) and the pasar malam in Titi Chai Kangar (Perlis) where goreng pisang was sold on afternoons.

The hawker added a plastic drinking straw into a wok of hot oil and let it melt completely before he started to fry some bananas in the bubbling oil.

This is why some fried bananas and ubi are so crispy... for hours...!!

My uncle asked the hawker about this, but the hawker did not answer him. When my uncle told my mum about this, they realised this is how the hawkers ensure that fried food stays crispy for their customers. My mum said that in Thailand , they do the same thing to keep fried ikan bilis and fried onions crispy, even if left in the open for hours!!

Another time, I was with my family in Cameron Highlands . It was 3:00 pm and we were hanging around the market area, where there were several hawker stalls.

At one of them, there was a big wok of boiling oil with an empty plastic bottle floating in it and slowly melting. At first I thought it had fallen into the oil accidentally, but then I saw a little girl, about 7-years old, holding a pair of chopsticks and stirring the bottle around in the hot oil.

I realised, Oh my God... these people were using melted plastic to fry food, so that the fried snacks would not turn soft when it cooled down later.

Please forward to all your friends... DO NOT EAT CRISPY FRIED SNACKS from the hawkers!! Even if you don't see them melting the plastic in oil, they might have added the plastic a few hours before. After all, they keep the black oil for next day's frying as well, to save cost on cooking oil.

Stop Drinking Anlene, Fernleaf, Anmum Milk Powder - also Chesdale cheese?

Stop Drinking Anlene, Fernleaf, Anmum Milk Powder - also Chesdale cheese?


Dear All,
Even though the Health Ministry of Malaysia announced that the Fonterra Brands are safe, and they are using New Zealand or Australia milk ingredient, but I really doubt it. The tainted milk powder scandal in China started with the Sanlu Company. Fonterra (the New Zealand Company which owns Anlene brand) holds 43% stock of Sanlu Company! I suspect all the milk ingredient of Fonterra brands sold in China (or perhaps in South East Asia) actually come from China!

Fonterra, being a reputable New Zealand diary company should be blamed for the scandal! If they are really a responsible company, then how come they only discovered this issue so late! It is suspected Sanlu Company started adding Melamine (the deadly chemical) into the milk powder from 2005!!! Fonterra has 3 top executives in the Board of Directors of Sanlu Company, they should have known the first-hand news much earlier, at least more than a year ago!!! How come they did not take stern and corrective action to stop this from happening. They just put 100% blame on the Chinese company.

In China, the Anlene milk container has label that reads "100% milk powder imported from New Zealand". In actual fact, they have been using the China local milk source. Fonterra has been charging expensive price to Chinese consumers and portray their company as a reputable foreign brand. After the tainted milk powder scandal in China, all the Anlene and other Fonterra brands have been recalled and taken off from supermarket shelves. I can't find any of them in any supermarkets and pharmacies that I used to buy this brand from.

Better think twice and be sure that the Anlene and Fernleaf brands sold in Malaysia are 100% safe!!!

Milk sold under Fonterra Brands

Anlene Gold Milk Powder
Anlene Regular milk powder (plain/chocolate)
Fernleaf Kuat milk powder
Fernleaf Instant milk powder
Anmum Materna milk powder
Anmum Lacta milk powder
Anlene Concentrate UHT
Anlene Yogurt
Fernleaf Calciyum yogurt
Fernleaf full cream milk powder
Fernleaf growing up milk powder 1+
Fernleaf growing up milk powder 3+
Anmum growing up milk powder 1+
Anmum growing up milk powder 3+
Anmum Infacare infant formula
Anmum Infacare follow on formula
Chesdale slice cheese
Anchor butter
Anchor cream cheese
Anchor mozzarella cheese
Anchor Colby Cheddar blend shred
Anchor processed cheddar cheese
Anchor whipping cream (UHT)
Anchor culinary cream (UHT)
Anchor full cream milk powder

Hokkien Exam Paper


SPM Levels
Hokkien Exam Paper

Instructions:


1. Read the passage carefully

2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.

3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !



Section A:
Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)


Question:
Singalella why become rich ?




Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.

She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.

Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.

Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.

EPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.

So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai ah.'

Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.'

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.

Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?'

So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.'

She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.'

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.

She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.

Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat', Singalella came in.

Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.

'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.'

Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'

Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.

He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.

So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.

Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.


Section B:
Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.


Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.


A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.


zhia lat


E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.


leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean


F9. Don't understand rating.


kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?


Rare Prehistoric Shark Found In Japan

 

This prehistoric shark is rarely seen alive as its natural habitat lies up to 1,280 metres (4,200 feet) deep under the sea. Experts at the Awashima Marine Park were able to examine the creature, which was a female, and film it swimming around.Unfortunately though it died a couple of hours after it was moved to its new environment.The eel-looking shark, with its mouth full of 300 trident-shaped teeth, measured 5.3 feet-long and weighed 16.5 pounds. Frilled sharks normally inhabit deep sea waters between 400 and 4,200 feet and rarely come to the surface. However they have been seen near the coast of Japan before, especially during the winter time when the water temperature drops and they have to get to warmer areas to feed. Frilled sharks can grow to a length of nearly 6.5 feet and eat deep-sea squids and other soft-bodied preys.Most specimen are found in the Japanese waters.

BURUNDANGA

Just need to be very careful.......

Share with your sisters, daughters, nieces, mothers, and female friends and male friends to pass onto their spouses. This Incident has been confirmed.

A man came over and offered his services as a painter to a female putting gas in her car and left his card. She said no ,but accepted his card out of kindness and got in the car. The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman. As the lady left the service station, she saw the men
following her ou t of the station at the same time. Almost immediately,
she
started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath. She tried to open the window and realized that the odor was on her hand; the same hand which accepted the card from the gentleman at the gas station.

She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt she needed to do something at that moment. She drove into the first driveway and began to honk her horn repeatedly to ask for help. The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for several minutes after she could finally catch her breath. Apparently, there was a substance on the card that could have seriously injured her.

This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA' and it is used by p eople who wish to incapacitate a victim in order to steal from or take advantage of them.
This drug is four times more dangerous than the date rape drug and is transferable on simple cards.

So take heed and make sure you don't accept cards at any given time alone or from someone on the streets. This applies to those making house calls and slipping you a card when they offer their services .


PLEASE SEND THIS E-MAIL ALERT TO EVERY FEMALE YOU KNOW

Monday, July 26, 2010

Doctor Molested



Dear Friends and Everyone,
I would like to call all your attention here in order to help me to spread this news. that day my girlfriend when to this clinic (Poliklinik Dan Surgeri Lim at No. 19, Jalan 11 Desa Jaya, Kepong 52100 KL) to see doctor for not feeling well (fever,flu and headache) at 1.30pm. At first the doctor (Name: Doctor Lim Sheng Chio) has done the standard check up for the fever and flu, then when my GF tell him that she also have headache and stomachache he asked her to lay on the bed for further check-up.
Upon on the bed he use his right hand to slide in into her shirt and under her bra (this is a hand to breast situation without removing her shirt and bra) and start to press her breast in another word I can say is molesting.

The way he press isn't the way to check anything!!!! then my GF ask whether what is he checking he reply that he is check on her lungpressure. I must say all this while there is no nurse attend this check up, in the standard procedure whenever a doctor check on his patient a nurse must be present to witness all this. Instead the nurse only sit at outside the nurse counter.

After he press her breast he start to go lower to the abdomen part where my GF had an appendix operation removal last year. My GF start to feel a bit pain when he press on the operation part and sound the doctor for a pain.
Later he start to slide his hand further down to her private part without removing her pants and panty. He start to slide up and down for a second and my GF start to ask him what is he checking and his reply also check her lung pressure. On my opinion, how do you check the lung pressure????
After that he ask my GF to turn to side and his left hand again slide into he private part while his right hand feeling on her thigh. Immediately my GF ask him to stop.
Anyway my GF was a bit scare and didn't do anything at that time and take the medicine and left the clinic straight away and call me.
After heard all this from my GF, I when to the clinic at 6pm after work and ask him whether did he molest one of his patient this afternoon and he reply he seen many patient this afternoon.
He ask me what is her name, I was very angry and shout at him why should he touch her private part. Immediately he reply he only pressing her abdomen, how do he know whom I'm referring to???? this is a question. I shout at him again whether he did it or not but he insist he didn't do it. Later I when to the police station and lodge a report for his act. I will also make a repot to the MMA (Malaysia Medical Association) Attn to Dr. A. Raja Mohan.Tel:
03-40420617.
For your information this MMA you can complaint anything about your dissatisfactory against any doctor in Malaysia . Whether they charge you extra to molesting any case they will investigate.
I know this story is a bit too long, sorry for taking so many times of yours but I have shorten the story already. I hope this is a good experience to all girls/women out there to becareful when seeing a doctor. Always ask a nurse to be present all the times when you see a doctor..
Thanks &best regards,
 
Chan Yeuw Munn

** No matter how true is the story below, we juz have to be extra careful. **
NEXT TIME, DON'T LET YOUR WIFE / GIRLFRIEND TO GO ALONE TO SEE A DOCTOR, ACCOMPANY HER INTO THE CLINIC **

Too Funny Not to Share!

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old. Well you'll love this one. My name is Alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dds diploma,which bore his full name.

Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?


'Yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

'When did you graduate?' i asked. He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, grayhaired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked, 'what did you teach ??
Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.this balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school.